Delivery is important when telling holiday jokes. Simple jokes work for kids, while adults may prefer relatable situations or joke books. Pranks can be used at office parties. Santa also enjoys sharing jokes, starting with “This will slip you.”
When it comes to telling holiday jokes, delivery is key. While everyone wants to share funny jokes and experiences filled with holiday humor, the delivery might be more important than the punch line. Forgetting the punchline is obviously a joke killer, so people should practice their best jokes a few times to make sure they get big laughs.
To make kids smile, people can usually get away with simple or even silly Christmas jokes, like these:
If you lose a tooth on Christmas Eve, which holiday song should you sing?
Grandma got run over by the tooth fairy.
What makes the Christmas alphabet different?
It doesn’t have L.
How do you know if Santa thinks you’re mean instead of cute? When you sit on Santa’s lap and say you did good, Santa says “Ah, ah, ah” instead of “Ho, ho, ho.”
Sharing Christmas jokes with adults takes a little more effort. It’s always a good idea to smile to set the mood. People who make up their own jokes should remember that the situations people can relate to in their daily lives tend to inspire the most humor. Those who don’t want to make up their own jokes can pick up a joke book or look up funny jokes online. The following should also be good for some chuckles:
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had twins what do you think they would name them? A couple of subordinate clauses.
A man is out shopping for his wife’s Christmas present and asks the clerk for ideas, indicating that he doesn’t want to spend a lot of money. The clerk is wearing a beautiful gold necklace, which retails for only $100.00. The man shakes his head no. Clerk carries several choices of perfume at $60.00 a bottle. Again, the man shakes his head and says, “Listen, I’d like to look at something cheap.” The clerk quickly returns and holds up a mirror.
Here are some pranks that can be used at an office Christmas party:
What did the bald fellow say when he got a comb in his office bag? This is something I will never part with.
How is Christmas like my job? I’m the one doing all the work, but the old man in the funny looking suit gets all the credit.
There are tons of great Christmas jokes to make people laugh this holiday season. Even Santa likes to share some Christmas humor every once in a while. You know how Santa prefaces his jokes?
“This will slip you.”
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